Crazy Status In English

There are so many websites on the internet who are providing the Crazy Status but my favorite is Status Joint , on this you can find almost every type of whatsapp status for your every situation of life, and i am giving below my own favorite Crazy Status in English…

Crazy Status

• Last seen 1980! 😀
• I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.
• I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
• You can’t blame gravity for falling in love.
• Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
• God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me! 🙂
• You can never buy Love… But still you have to pay for it.
• I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!
• Whoever says “Good Morning” on Monday’s deserves to get slapped 🙂
• When you reach the end of your rope,tie a knot in it and hang on..
• I hate fake people. You know what I’m talking about.. Mannequins. 😀
• Girls, if he only wants your breasts, legs, and thighs. send him to KFC.
• When I’m a Pedestrian I Hate cars.. When I’m Driving I Hate Pedestrians.
• Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?
• Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.
• A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.
• If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I’ll tell you more.
• My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death!
• Fact: Phone on silent mode – 10 Missed call.. Turns volume to loud – Nobody calls all day!!
• “Each time you are honest and conduct yourself with honesty, a success force will drive you toward greater success

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