Sick Status in English

There are so many websites on the internet who are providing the Sick Status but my favourite is Status Joint , on this you can find almost every type of whatsapp status for your every situation of life, and i am giving below my own favourite Sick Status in English…

Sick Status

Woke up sick.

Get well soon.

Worried for you.

Oh God, I am sick?

Sickness is worst.

FEELING LIKE SICK.

Hi there, I am sick.

For me, sickness is what?

Other than terrible, sick.

Love me. I am feeling sick.

I felt dead and sick inside.

Take care dear, you feel good.

I don’t know, what is sickness?

There is no definition for sickness.

Please help me dear ones, I am sick.

Be not sick too late, nor well too soon.

No one is there to talk to me when I am sick?

Worrying about getting sick can make you sick.

I am sick of acting like I feel nothing for you.

Your mind can make you sick, and your mind can heal you.

<< Party Status

Party Status in English

There are so many websites on the internet who are providing the Party Status but my favourite is Status Joint , on this you can find almost every type of whatsapp status for your every situation of life, and i am giving below my own favourite Party Status in English…

Party Status in English
Party Status in English

Party Status

Party ON!

Young n Wild.

Get Set PARTY!

Let it all out!

IT’S PARTY TIME.

We like to party.

Peace Love n Party.

LET’S HAVE A PARTY.

We’re all mad here!

Life is one big party.

Take me drunk I’m home.

Keep Clam and Party ON.

I’m a little bit drink.

Party, Like a Rockstar.

Work Hard, Party Harder.

Girls Just wanna have fun!

I want to be forever young.

Its feel better than a love.

Life is short wear your party Pants.

Dont dirnk and udpate Feacbook statass.

Party Status
Party Status

<< Funny Status

Funny Status in English

There are so many websites on the internet who are providing the Funny Status but my favourite is Status Joint , on this you can find almost every type of whatsapp status for your every situation of life, and i am giving below my own favourite Funny Status in English…

Funny Status in English
Funny Status in English

Funny Status

Hey there Whatsapp is using me.

I love my job only when I’m on vacation…

Never make eye contact while eating a banana.

Google must be a woman because it knows everything.

My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.

It’s been 70+ years, Tom. You’re never going to eat Jerry

I wonder what happens when doctor’s wife eats an apple a day.

Farts are like children, I’m proud of mine and disgusted by yours.

Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.

I’m Jealous Of My Parents… I’ll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!

Running away does not help you with your problems, unless you are fat.

Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software…it’s called #Monday, please fix it.

If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I’ll tell you more.

When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the…

When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?

Dear Lord, all I ask for a chance to prove that winning the lottery won’t make me a bad person.

Here my dad comes on Whatsapp… From now on my status would be ‘***no status***’ or just a smiley…

People who exercise live longer, but what’s the point when those extra years are spent at the gym.

Restaurant Advertisement: We serve food as HOT as your neighbor’s wife, And beer as COLD as your own.

Funny Status
Funny Status

<< Single Status

Single Status in English

There are so many websites on the internet who are providing the Single Status but my favourite is Status Joint , on this you can find almost every type of whatsapp status for your every situation of life, and i am giving below my own favourite Single Status in English…

Single Status in English
Single Status in English

Single Status

I think, therefore I’m single.

I’m single because I was born that way.

Yes, I am single. But… I’m not available.

Being single is just a status, not destiny.

Single? No, I am just in a relationship with freedom.

I am single by choice – not because I want to be alone.

Beanig single is smarter than being in the wrong relationship.

Changing my relationship status from ‘SINGLE’ to ‘STILL SINGLE’.

The word single actually stands for stress is gone, life easier.

Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.

I’m single because I am saving myself for someone who deserves me.

Yes, I’m Single. It’s Mean: [S]Tress [I]S [N]Ow [G]One [L]Ife Is [E]Asier.

I’m single. You’re single. You like me. I like you. Am I missing something!

Technically, I’m single, but my heart is taken by someone I can’t call my own…

I’m single because I don’t pray for love. I’m single because I don’t play with love.

I love being single. I can come and go as I please and stay out as late as I want to.

It will take a very special someone to get me to change my relationship status again.

I’m single because I’m strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others.

I think it’s very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone and not defined by another person.

Single and ready to mingle? That’s just another way to say I’m desperate and will take anyone in a way that rhymes.

Single Status
Single Status

<< Exam Status

Exam Status in English

There are so many websites on the internet who are providing the Exam Status but my favourite is Status Joint , on this you can find almost every type of whatsapp status for your every situation of life, and i am giving below my own favourite Exam Status in English…

Exam Status in English
Exam Status in English

Exam Status

I wish exams came with a 50/50 option.

Will it be easy? Nope. Worth it? Absolutely.

Happiness is … the last second of your final exam.

Everything was just going perfect, then exam comes…

I hates studying for exams, Is there an APP for that?

I am in a relationship with studies and it’s complicated.

I wish I could fit a memory card into my brain for Exams.

Hey google,why don’t you sit next to me during the exams?

Not everyone who takes extra paper during exams write extra sense.

You’re allowed to scream, you’re allowed to cry, but do not give up.

Prepare well! Take two inks; you may never know when one pen will stop writing!

One of the best caption written on a clock in an exam hall.. “TIME WILL PASS. WILL YOU?”

The night before exams is like a night before Christmas. You can’t sleep and yet hope for a miracle too!

It’s very easy to be number one: find the guy who is number one, and score one point higher than he does.

What happens in an exam: Tik tock, mind block, pen stop, eye pop, full shock, jaw drop, time up, no luck.

A girl may not help you to get lot of marks but Marks help you to get lot of girls so Love your studies not girls.

School exams are memory tests, in real-world no one is going to stop you from referring a book to solve a problem.

A Thermometer is not the only thing that gets a ‘DEGREE’ without having a ‘BRAIN’! A silent message for all students.

Pen, Pencil! Ruler, Eraser and Sharpener! Ready for the last finale! It’s over, Great! The life seems good, the life seems good!

Biggest Mystery of Maths, 1000s of years passed, Millions of theorems derived, Millions of formulas made, but still, X is unknown!

Exam Status
Exam Status

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Rabbit Status in English

There are so many websites on the internet who are providing the Rabbit Status but my favourite is Status Joint , on this you can find almost every type of whatsapp status for your every situation of life, and i am giving below my own favourite Rabbit Status in English

Rabbit Status

Snuggle bunny!

Some bunny loves you.

Keep calm and love rabbits.

My bunny isn’t fat, it’s fluffy.

Everybunny needs somebunny sometimes!

Look at this huge dust bunny I found!

Home is where my rabbits are waiting.

I work so my bunny can have nice things.

A house is not a home unless it has a rabbit.

Forget crazy cat lady. I’m a crazy bunny lady!

All you need is love. Love, and a bunny rabbit.

What do you call a bunny in a kilt? A hopscotch!

The best part of my day is going home to my bunny.

Talk to the butt because the ears aren’t listening!

Even when no one else can, my bunnies make me smile.

My rabbit has more personality than most people I know.

Every crinkle you make, every bite you take, I’ll be watching you!

Whoever says “it’s only a rabbit” has obvious never loved a rabbit.

Sometimes the smallest things take up the most space in your heart.

Rabbit Status in English
Rabbit Status

<< Lion Status

Lion Status in English

There are so many websites on the internet who are providing the Lion Status but my favourite is Status Joint , on this you can find almost every type of whatsapp status for your every situation of life, and i am giving below my own favourite Lion Status in English…

Lion Status in English
Lion Status in English

Lion Status

“Worrying gets you nowhere

“There is no substitute for hard work

“For me life is continuously being hungry

“There is greatness within you!” – Les Brown

“Opportunities don’t come knocking on the door

“Failure is not the outcome – failure is not trying

“Either you run the day or the day runs you.” – Jim Rohn

“Attack your goals like your life depends on it” – Unknown

“I hated every minute of training, but I said, ‘Don’t quit

“Do one thing every day that scares you.” – Eleanor Roosevelt

“Victory is sweetest when you’ve known defeat.” – Victor Forbes

“In my experience, there is only one motivation, and that is desire

“Go forth boldly, and mighty forces will come to your aid” – Unknown

“A real decision is measured by the fact that you’ve taken a new action

“If I was not a dreamer, I would have achieved nothing.” – Clint Eastwood

“Throughout life people will make you mad, disrespect you and treat you bad

“Lack of emotion causes lack of progress and lack of motivation.” – Tony Robbins

“Your life should be dominated by only one main fear: Not fully optimizing today

“Trying to tear down the past prohibits you from building up your future.” – Lil Wayne

“Never say never, because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion.” – Michael Jordan

Lion Status
Lion Status

<< Cat Status

Cat status in English

There are so many websites on the internet who are providing the cat status but my favourite is Status Joint , on this you can find almost every type of whatsapp status for your every situation of life, and i am giving below my own favourite cat status in English…

cat status in English
cat status in English

Cat status

“All you need is love and a cat”

“If cats could talk, they wouldn’t.”

“In a cat’s eye, all things belong to cats.”

“Cats are inquisitive, but hate to admit it.”

“As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.”

“Like all pure creatures, cats are practical.”

“A cat will be your friend, but never your slave.”

“No home is complete without the pitter patter of kitty feet.”

“People who don’t like cats were probably mice in an earlier life.”

“A kitten is, in the animal world, what a rosebud is in the garden.”

“If cats could write history, their history would be mostly about cats.”

“When Rome burned, the emperor’s cats still expected to be fed on time.”

“There are few things in life more heartwarming than to be welcomed by a cat.”

“In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.”

“Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.”

“I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.”

“Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause most inconvenience.”

“The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer.”

“I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It’s not. Mine had me trained in two days.”

“As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time”

cat status
cat status

<< Dog Status

Dog Status in English

There are so many websites on the internet who are providing the Dog Status but my favourite is Status Joint , on this you can find almost every type of whatsapp status for your every situation of life, and i am giving below my own favourite Dog Status in English…

Dog Status in English
Dog Status in English

Dog Status

Happiness is a warm puppy. – Charles M. Schulz

The more people I meet the more I like my dog.

A dog has one aim in life… to bestow his heart.

I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he’s gone.

A dog lives in the moment and always hopes for the best.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

Every dog has his day but the nights are reserved for the cats.

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. – Roger Caras

To his dog, every man is Napoleon, hence the constant popularity of dogs.

Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won’t buy the wag of his tail.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

No one in your family will ever be as forgiving of your mistakes as your dog.

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs. – Charles de Gaulle

Dogs are better than human beings because they know but do not tell. – Emily Dickinson

Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. – Franklin P. Jones

No matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a dog makes you rich.

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. – Will Rogers

Every dog has his day, unless he loses his tail, then he has a weak-end. – June Carter Cash

Dog Status
Dog Status

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Loving Status in English

There are so many websites on the internet who are providing the Loving Status but my favourite is Status Joint , on this you can find almost every type of whatsapp status for your every situation of life, and i am giving below my own favourite Loving Status in English…

Loving Status

I didn’t choose you, My heart did.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

My favourite place in this world is, “Next to You”

Love is the only game never postponed due to darkness.

We fall in love by chance but we stay in love by choice.

Let love be your motivation – the driving force behind everything.

If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.

When someone else happiness is your happiness, it’s called true love.

The person who loves you truly is the most precious thing in your life..

I’m scared to look at u.. B’coz the more I do.. The more I fall in love with u…!!!

We fight like a married couple, talk like best friends, and flirt like first loves..

Seeing you is like having my picture taken: even if I don’t want to, I always smile.

There may be a million things to smile about, but you are definitely my favorite one…..!!

Life can give us lot of beautiful persons, But only one person is enough for a beautiful life…♥

When you know why you like someone, it’s a crush. When you have no reason or explanation, it’s love.

You should know that I have started to like you less now…mostly because I have started to love you more.

Dear crush, When I am alone there are too many things in my mind to tell you, but when I see you I become speechless.

Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you. I wish that someday I’d dream about my pillow and I’d be hugging you.

Even if I could choose between any man in the world, I would still choose to be with you. You are all that I ever wanted.

The sight of you makes me nervous. I have tried drinking water or eating a snack, but nothing can quell the butterflies in my stomach.

<< Crush Status

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