Funny – Motivational Status

Sick Status in English

There are so many websites on the internet who are providing the Sick Status but my favourite is Status Joint , on this you can find almost every type of whatsapp status for your every situation of life, and i am giving below my own favourite Sick Status in English…

Sick Status

Woke up sick.

Get well soon.

Worried for you.

Oh God, I am sick?

Sickness is worst.

FEELING LIKE SICK.

Hi there, I am sick.

For me, sickness is what?

Other than terrible, sick.

Love me. I am feeling sick.

I felt dead and sick inside.

Take care dear, you feel good.

I don’t know, what is sickness?

There is no definition for sickness.

Please help me dear ones, I am sick.

Be not sick too late, nor well too soon.

No one is there to talk to me when I am sick?

Worrying about getting sick can make you sick.

I am sick of acting like I feel nothing for you.

Your mind can make you sick, and your mind can heal you.

<< Party Status

Party Status in English

There are so many websites on the internet who are providing the Party Status but my favourite is Status Joint , on this you can find almost every type of whatsapp status for your every situation of life, and i am giving below my own favourite Party Status in English…

Party Status

Party ON!

Young n Wild.

Get Set PARTY!

Let it all out!

IT’S PARTY TIME.

We like to party.

Peace Love n Party.

LET’S HAVE A PARTY.

We’re all mad here!

Life is one big party.

Take me drunk I’m home.

Keep Clam and Party ON.

I’m a little bit drink.

Party, Like a Rockstar.

Work Hard, Party Harder.

Girls Just wanna have fun!

I want to be forever young.

Its feel better than a love.

Life is short wear your party Pants.

Dont dirnk and udpate Feacbook statass.

<< Funny Status

Funny Status in English

There are so many websites on the internet who are providing the Funny Status but my favourite is Status Joint , on this you can find almost every type of whatsapp status for your every situation of life, and i am giving below my own favourite Funny Status in English…

Funny Status

Hey there Whatsapp is using me.

I love my job only when I’m on vacation…

Never make eye contact while eating a banana.

Google must be a woman because it knows everything.

My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.

It’s been 70+ years, Tom. You’re never going to eat Jerry

I wonder what happens when doctor’s wife eats an apple a day.

Farts are like children, I’m proud of mine and disgusted by yours.

Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.

I’m Jealous Of My Parents… I’ll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!

Running away does not help you with your problems, unless you are fat.

Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software…it’s called #Monday, please fix it.

If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I’ll tell you more.

When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the…

When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?

Dear Lord, all I ask for a chance to prove that winning the lottery won’t make me a bad person.

Here my dad comes on Whatsapp… From now on my status would be ‘***no status***’ or just a smiley…

People who exercise live longer, but what’s the point when those extra years are spent at the gym.

Restaurant Advertisement: We serve food as HOT as your neighbor’s wife, And beer as COLD as your own.

<< Single Status

Single Status in English

There are so many websites on the internet who are providing the Single Status but my favourite is Status Joint , on this you can find almost every type of whatsapp status for your every situation of life, and i am giving below my own favourite Single Status in English…

Single Status

I think, therefore I’m single.

I’m single because I was born that way.

Yes, I am single. But… I’m not available.

Being single is just a status, not destiny.

Single? No, I am just in a relationship with freedom.

I am single by choice – not because I want to be alone.

Beanig single is smarter than being in the wrong relationship.

Changing my relationship status from ‘SINGLE’ to ‘STILL SINGLE’.

The word single actually stands for stress is gone, life easier.

Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.

I’m single because I am saving myself for someone who deserves me.

Yes, I’m Single. It’s Mean: [S]Tress [I]S [N]Ow [G]One [L]Ife Is [E]Asier.

I’m single. You’re single. You like me. I like you. Am I missing something!

Technically, I’m single, but my heart is taken by someone I can’t call my own…

I’m single because I don’t pray for love. I’m single because I don’t play with love.

I love being single. I can come and go as I please and stay out as late as I want to.

It will take a very special someone to get me to change my relationship status again.

I’m single because I’m strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others.

I think it’s very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone and not defined by another person.

Single and ready to mingle? That’s just another way to say I’m desperate and will take anyone in a way that rhymes.

<< Exam Status

Exam Status in English

There are so many websites on the internet who are providing the Exam Status but my favourite is Status Joint , on this you can find almost every type of whatsapp status for your every situation of life, and i am giving below my own favourite Exam Status in English…

Exam Status

I wish exams came with a 50/50 option.

Will it be easy? Nope. Worth it? Absolutely.

Happiness is … the last second of your final exam.

Everything was just going perfect, then exam comes…

I hates studying for exams, Is there an APP for that?

I am in a relationship with studies and it’s complicated.

I wish I could fit a memory card into my brain for Exams.

Hey google,why don’t you sit next to me during the exams?

Not everyone who takes extra paper during exams write extra sense.

You’re allowed to scream, you’re allowed to cry, but do not give up.

Prepare well! Take two inks; you may never know when one pen will stop writing!

One of the best caption written on a clock in an exam hall.. “TIME WILL PASS. WILL YOU?”

The night before exams is like a night before Christmas. You can’t sleep and yet hope for a miracle too!

It’s very easy to be number one: find the guy who is number one, and score one point higher than he does.

What happens in an exam: Tik tock, mind block, pen stop, eye pop, full shock, jaw drop, time up, no luck.

A girl may not help you to get lot of marks but Marks help you to get lot of girls so Love your studies not girls.

School exams are memory tests, in real-world no one is going to stop you from referring a book to solve a problem.

A Thermometer is not the only thing that gets a ‘DEGREE’ without having a ‘BRAIN’! A silent message for all students.

Pen, Pencil! Ruler, Eraser and Sharpener! Ready for the last finale! It’s over, Great! The life seems good, the life seems good!

Biggest Mystery of Maths, 1000s of years passed, Millions of theorems derived, Millions of formulas made, but still, X is unknown!

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